Todd: Okay, now before we start in with their new duet, I've got a point I need to make here. Everyone, please, please just let me enjoy this while I can." But unlike Justin Bieber, he seems to be self-aware of it, you know? Everything I've ever seen him in, he's got this big, stupid grin on his face like he's saying, "Wow! I don't belong here at all. Derrr, deerrrrrr! Like Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston is in waaay over his head. I felt like I should hate him a lot more than I do, but.I've always just been amused by his existence. Todd (VO): I had the exact opposite reaction to Sean Kingston. Video for Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girls" Todd: No, apparently Bieber's newest song is a duet with R&B singer Sean KingstonĀ and.well, that's just a study in contrasts right there. Okay, this is apparently not Justin Bieber. Video for someone else entirely Jimmy Osmond: I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool. Todd: For example, take a listen to his latest single. I've got a whole iPod's worth of uncool music that I listen to, so trust me-Bieber really is legitimately that terrible. Yeah, trust me, I don't hate music to be cool. Todd (VO): I'm aware that Bieber is currently one of those artists that it's cool to hate. You look like a loser dressed like that, Bieber! A loser!
Todd: I'm not even sure I can come up with a rational explanation for why I hate this thumbsucking, bedwetting little freak of nature so much, I just.look at that stupid little smirk on his face, stupid bowlcut hairdo, stupid gray hoodie pulled up over his head. The very first second I heard him sing, I wanted him dead, and that was before I even actually got a look at him.
I'd lock him in a burning building, if given the opportunity. I listen to it 'cause you don't want to! Alright, so what are we doing this week? Something good? SEAN KINGSTON & JUSTIN BIEBER - "EENIE MEENIE"